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Team Fortress 2 Rejects by ChemicalAlia Team Fortress 2 Rejects by ChemicalAlia
My boyfriend loves his TF2, so I decided to draw him another video game parody picture for Christmas this year.

The Trekkie: Specializes in sci-fi trivia knowledge from Captain Picard's bra size to S-Foil repair, with a devastating melee attack of sitting on your face.

The Repo man: Pay up or he'll take your car, bitches.

The Chef: Can prepare over 15 variations of pickled cabbage and spätzle, and can charge players with his Carb Cannon. He's also a war criminal.

The Delivery Boy: A stereotypical yet endearing azn, with a 3-foot, magical spoiler on his Mitsubishi which allows him to drift at almost amazing speeds. He can also rap just like Jay Chou.

The Trombonist: Brass section leader of the City 17 Municipal Marching Band, he hopes to someday make drum major. His special attack is emptying his spit valve on unsuspecting enemies.

The Lawyer: He settles the legal disputes of Team RED. Most of his fighting gameplay occurs in a special map that is only available to other Lawyers, and is set in the courtroom. Arguably the most important class.

The Birdwatcher: Arguably the LEAST helpful class, they tend to camp out in areas with little traffic, since that's where most of the rare songbirds can be found. All they really care about is getting their SWEET MACRO CLOSEUPS.

The Interior Decorator: This guy has three different associate's degrees in interior design from prestigious community colleges, and can erect an entertainment center in less than 10 seconds. He also specializes in wainscoting and custom molding. To balance these tremendous skills, his melee attack of hurling the contents of his iced latte at enemies is notably weak.

The Raving Lunatic: With a massive, dangerous intellect, and the unpredictability of a wild predator, he has the potential to be the most devastating class in the game. Fortunately, that's why he's wearing a straight jacket. Still, his close to medium range attacks (shin kick and paranoid ranting attack) are said to be rather powerful if you know how to use them.
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DashVader Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
Don't forget "accidentally" hitting the tubas with our slides in pep band.
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Flame-Beast Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014
Being a trombonist, I am pretty much what you described.
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DemonaDireWolf Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
I'm a lunatic, but I can control my insanity, (sometimes).
I like sharp pointy things >=}
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StarredPrower Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconfacepalmplz:
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Jabber-Wock Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013
But...they already have a lunatic...
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darkmarkthegamer Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
im going to play as the repo man
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isaacbuddy Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
Why isn't this a thing?
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Gethome1st Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Lol
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Glide08 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lawyer, Repoman::iconthisplz::iconisplz::iconillegalplz::iconyouknowplz:
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Ask-King-Boo Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Send this to Valve, this is brilliant.
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