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Team Fortress 2 Rejects by ChemicalAlia Team Fortress 2 Rejects by ChemicalAlia
My boyfriend loves his TF2, so I decided to draw him another video game parody picture for Christmas this year.

The Trekkie: Specializes in sci-fi trivia knowledge from Captain Picard's bra size to S-Foil repair, with a devastating melee attack of sitting on your face.

The Repo man: Pay up or he'll take your car, bitches.

The Chef: Can prepare over 15 variations of pickled cabbage and spätzle, and can charge players with his Carb Cannon. He's also a war criminal.

The Delivery Boy: A stereotypical yet endearing azn, with a 3-foot, magical spoiler on his Mitsubishi which allows him to drift at almost amazing speeds. He can also rap just like Jay Chou.

The Trombonist: Brass section leader of the City 17 Municipal Marching Band, he hopes to someday make drum major. His special attack is emptying his spit valve on unsuspecting enemies.

The Lawyer: He settles the legal disputes of Team RED. Most of his fighting gameplay occurs in a special map that is only available to other Lawyers, and is set in the courtroom. Arguably the most important class.

The Birdwatcher: Arguably the LEAST helpful class, they tend to camp out in areas with little traffic, since that's where most of the rare songbirds can be found. All they really care about is getting their SWEET MACRO CLOSEUPS.

The Interior Decorator: This guy has three different associate's degrees in interior design from prestigious community colleges, and can erect an entertainment center in less than 10 seconds. He also specializes in wainscoting and custom molding. To balance these tremendous skills, his melee attack of hurling the contents of his iced latte at enemies is notably weak.

The Raving Lunatic: With a massive, dangerous intellect, and the unpredictability of a wild predator, he has the potential to be the most devastating class in the game. Fortunately, that's why he's wearing a straight jacket. Still, his close to medium range attacks (shin kick and paranoid ranting attack) are said to be rather powerful if you know how to use them.
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:icond4rkshroud:
D4RKShroud Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD I want these player models!
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:icondashvader:
DashVader Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
Don't forget "accidentally" hitting the tubas with our slides in pep band.
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:iconflame-beast:
Flame-Beast Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014
Being a trombonist, I am pretty much what you described.
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:icondemonadirewolf:
DemonaDireWolf Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
I'm a lunatic, but I can control my insanity, (sometimes).
I like sharp pointy things >=}
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:iconstarredprower:
StarredPrower Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconfacepalmplz:
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:iconjabber-wock:
Jabber-Wock Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013
But...they already have a lunatic...
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:icondarkmarkthegamer:
darkmarkthegamer Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
im going to play as the repo man
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:iconisaacbuddy:
isaacbuddy Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
Why isn't this a thing?
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:icongethome1st:
Gethome1st Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Lol
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lawyer, Repoman::iconthisplz::iconisplz::iconillegalplz::iconyouknowplz:
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:iconask-king-boo:
Ask-King-Boo Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Send this to Valve, this is brilliant.
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:iconciel-chauncey:
Ciel-Chauncey Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm for the trombonist. Sorry... Once a Marching Band geek, always one.
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:iconmorphiusx:
MorphiusX Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL WIN!!
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:iconsonicness3005:
sonicness3005 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
Lunatic: pyro
Interior decorator: engineer
Bird watcher: sniper
Lawyer: spy
Trekkie: heavy
Repo man: demoman
chef: medic
delivery boy: scout
trombonist: soldier
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:iconquincythepony:
QuincyThePony Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
You don't say?

As if we didn't know.
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:iconsonicness3005:
sonicness3005 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
yes i did say and shut up
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:iconsonicness3005:
sonicness3005 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
FUCK YOU BUDDY!!!!
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:icondimitri-stanlevkov:
Dimitri-Stanlevkov Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
Okay then.
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:iconi-like-pie-so-much-2:
i-like-pie-so-much-2 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh dear lord.
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:iconsniperstalker:
SniperStalker Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012
I would love to see this in a mod of some kind.
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:iconkiwilord97:
kiwilord97 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
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:iconxbad-kittyx:
XBad-KittyX Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
LOVE THIS!!!
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:iconsamantha-deathwish:
Samantha-Deathwish Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL!
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:iconamazon211:
amazon211 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012
Picard has a bra? I thought Kirk was the one with the girdle.
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:icon3rd-eye-potatoe:
3rd-eye-potatoe Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
lol repomans class would be awesome. Are you following through on your hat payments?
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:iconavenueqphan:
AvenueQphan Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012
...RED SHIRT.

First thought, right there. Also, The Trombonist=Awesome.
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:iconsir-tristan:
Sir-Tristan Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
I would love to see this mod.
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:icondarkwatck01:
Darkwatck01 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012
Hay I play Trombone...And I like it. But I am more then a raving Lunitic...I am also partly phyco.
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:iconodguy34:
odguy34 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
made me lol a few times

adding to faves immediately
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:iconusbfridge:
usbfridge Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
Has anyone modeled these guys yet? I'd like to do a SFM video.
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:iconchemicalalia:
ChemicalAlia Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I haven't heard anything about anyone doing that yet. It'd be a lot of work, that's for sure!
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:icondimitri-stanlevkov:
Dimitri-Stanlevkov Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012
EEZ GUDE. :XD:
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:iconsuzy-is-cool-32:
suzy-is-cool-32 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Picard wears a bra?
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:icondarkninja573:
DarkNinja573 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
LOL repo man
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:iconcrimsonpalidin:
crimsonpalidin Featured By Owner May 10, 2012
I would still play it for the lols
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:iconaxel-the-firedancer:
Axel-the-firedancer Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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:iconnmanstudios:
Nmanstudios Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
Scout: ...are these chuckle heads really people!?
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:icondolphinsilverwolf:
DolphinSilverwolf Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
I dunno, the Delivery Boy might have some use. Kind of a cross between the Spy and the Demoman.
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:iconjusticeleagueofangel:
JusticeLeagueofAngel Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You referenced Half-Life. As if this picture could get anymore awesome, what with you being an awesome artist and all, you went and exploded my geek meter with a Half-Life reference.

I just don't have any words left.
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:iconisamajide2angel:
IsaMajide2Angel Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Delivery Boy!
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:iconfievelplz:
Fievelplz Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
:iconlolplz:
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:iconashrooms:
Ashrooms Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think I'd be the Chef or the Lunatic
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:iconinvadermir:
invadermir Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
trombonist ftw.
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:icontempestrunner:
TempestRunner Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012
mod nao.
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:iconfleet-feet:
Fleet-Feet Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Repo-man and Lawyer, nice
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:iconaelerra-chama:
Aelerra-chama Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The Raving Lunatic. Now why didn't *I* think of that XD /jelly
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:iconteam-friction:
Team-Friction Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011
The Trekkie has a gut butt.
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:icontf2girl:
TF2girl Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2011
As a Tromboner, pardon me, Trombonist my self, I can safety say opening your spit valve on people is very efficient.
(Spit VALVe, lol <3)
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:iconpianowizzy:
PianoWizzy Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
As a Trekkie myself... I found this hilarious. :D
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